How Hot is it?

       A friend sent me this in an e-mail -- Enjoy!!

  The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

• The trees are whistling for the dogs.

• The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

• Hot water now comes out of both taps.

• You can make sun tea instantly.

• You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.

• The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.

• You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.

• You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.

• You actually burn your hand opening the car door.

• You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.

• Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"

• You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

• The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.

• Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.

• The cows are giving evaporated milk.

 

      And that's the way it is..................