Tuesday, July 17, 2012

How Hot is it?


       A friend sent me this in an e-mail -- Enjoy!!


  The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

The trees are whistling for the dogs.

The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

Hot water now comes out of both taps.

You can make sun tea instantly.

You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.

The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.

You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.

You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.

You actually burn your hand opening the car door.

You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.

Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"

You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.

Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.

The cows are giving evaporated milk.

 







      And that's the way it is..................




18 comments:

  1. Love it...!!
    Reminds me of my Florida days.!!

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  2. LOL!!! Muffy, you just made me laugh and it's already 80 degrees with a dewpoint in the mid 60's...not an easy task!!! Thank you! I laughed so hard my tears cooled me off :D

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  3. Funny, but also quite accurate!!
    Peace,
    Muff

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  4. Funny!!
    Love the rainbow. It looks round and so pretty.

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  5. Great list..the other day I thought I might cook before my air conditioning in the car took over.
    Never leave you metal sunglasses on the dash of your car..you can get burn marks on your face.
    I am way familiar with driving with two fingers!
    We are cooler today by 10 degrees so I am sending it your way! :)

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  6. Oh boy, can I share this list on my blog this week? Funny, "pull the potatoes up and butter them!"

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  7. Very funny! Fun reading it1
    Have a good night
    Earlene

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  8. AWESOME.....this is so funny!! did you take that picture?? that picture is amazing!!

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  9. i can't believe you took that picture....it's stunning and oh so special!!!

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  10. The seat belt one made me snort with laughter....

    Great post.

    Jen @ Muddy Boot Dreams

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  11. That is too funny and almost too true to be funny. Hum, wonder if my sweet potatoes are ready for butter:)) 101 right now.

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  12. Cute .... and it is to hot!
    Come winter will we fondly remember the heat?

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  13. Just found your blog and loving it. Still chuckling over the chicken. I am a new follower:)

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  14. Maple Lane sent me to your blog. Thanks for the smile!

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  15. Very cute. Love your last picture.

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